By tingles - 19/01/2013 13:20 - United Kingdom - Solihull

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
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toughchick14 15

Well at least you know that the sex was 99.9% clean!

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misspulkadot24 17

Would you rather it be Icy Hot? Shit can always be worse.

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betseyville 6

Uh, hand sanitizer almost always smell heavily of alcohol. How could you not smell it?

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ICastillo 24

I think in the moment he just grabbed and squeezed the "lube" bottle to put it in directed areas and surprise!! It burnt so good.

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DocBastard 38

I always thought dirty sex was better. Now I know why.

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Enslaved 36

Haha. I'm picturing them being stuck like mating dogs! :P

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maebelline12 12

I wonder how you would explain that to the doctor...

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Jessj958 19

I seen this show one time where this man and woman both had piercings down below, and they had sex and got stuck together! They had to go to the ER. The funniest part was they were divorced and remarried and their daughter came to the hospital and found out what was going on! Awkward! Sorry that was a little off topic.

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CharresBarkrey 15

72 - Hey that was Grey's Anatomy!

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protoskore 27

it happens from time to time, and then the British make a documentary about incidents.

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Jessj958 19

#79, thank you!! I couldn't remember where I seem that for the life of me.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Haha no problem! I got way more excited about your reference than I should have. I'm a Grey's addict.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Least it was an accident. I had the misfortune of being with somebody who thought that using anti-bacterial handsoap was a good idea. didn't know before it was too late. =_= FYL, though.

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ThatPlankton 15

He can't tell the difference between the two?

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LovesSushi 25

Why would you put hand sanitizer in the same place as your lube? Might as well place super glue next to the eye drops too.

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Kyoakuhan 22

That happened to a friend of mine. She had nail glue and eye drops in her purse; grabbed the wrong one and ended up in the ER to get the glue out and her contact removed.

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MarciAndGumball 3

Haha look at the OP's name for the post

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outoftown 26

OP gets points for a dry, understated username.

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