By tingles - 19/01/2013 13:20 - United Kingdom - Solihull

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
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toughchick14 15

Well at least you know that the sex was 99.9% clean!

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dontpanic_fml 32

Honestly, this is what I assumed to be the case in the FML. "Lube?! These girls are 18 years old. They aren't dried up old ladies, man. They're good to go!"

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SillyGirl4602 23

That just sounds so painful. Sorry op. next time try to keep the lube closer to the bed.

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PrincessLiLi_fml 7

Perhaps you should consider keeping your hand sanitizer away from your lube...

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princessAj1 6

Taking fire and ice to a whole new level. Next time look at the label.

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murkinstock 5

umm why would the hand sanitizer be right next to the lube?

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aj94w 4

How does someone manage to actually do this? Lube doesn't smell or feel like sanitizer. If you were able to actually get it in with that on his dick, may I say, you might want to reflect on life.

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kalbrek009 20

I'm sure the answer is you, OP. The outside of men's genitals can take far more that the inside of a woman (where the mucus membranes are) & the difference is like that between lemon juice on plain skin VS lemon juice on an open wound where there's no protective barrier against it. FYL OP, & next time...keep the sanitizer where it belongs..OUTSIDE of the bedroom...I see no need for it IN there.

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aj94w 4

But getting any down the a dude's pee hole would hurt at least just as much. He must have gotten some in there, poor guy.

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False_Stupidity 41

You have a point there 133, and the mere thought of that made me wince.

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