By tingles - 19/01/2013 13:20 - United Kingdom - Solihull

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML
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toughchick14 15

Well at least you know that the sex was 99.9% clean!

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yannabanah 9

sorry OP but YDI because who puts sanitizer next to lube?

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crimsonlover4 31

Maybe after masturbating, OP liked to use hand sanitizer instead of washing her hands? Hmm, damn I have no idea.

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Master0fTheDark 13

"It burns, it burns! But it feels so good!" I don't know what to tell you.

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Kalipczo 21

He didn't smell the pungent scent if alcohol as soon as he squirted it out onto his hand?

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rattusrattus 18

Probably you. Men are less likely to get thrush from putting soap on their genitalia. Sorry.

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kalbrek009 20

Can't imagine what you could possibly have need for hand sanitizer in the bedroom. Also, it should never have been anywhere near the lube...what were you all thinking to put it there in the first place? FYL's

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Leki_0609 11

YDI for having the hand sanitizer and the lube next to each other

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theboy13 13

Why would you need more lube? Ur coochie is full of it and makes its own...

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mbuck87 19

Wait till you get older buddy, then you might understand

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CharresBarkrey 15

104 - I doubt it. He probably also thinks they're always "ready to go" with their self-produced lube.

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