By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Spicy
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
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JuzReading 23

Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.

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Dick_diamond 22

Time to try anal. It'll seem bigger then..

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dakid87 10

I don't even know what to tell you dude. Fingers work wonders:)

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captainsmegma 12

So either your anatomy is small or hers is cavernous.

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bigred6693 12

Guess it's time to invest in a *****, or practice your tongue skills.

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Hyenayena 27

She was just in the heat of the moment, but don't worry! Size doesn't matter if you know how to use your fingers and mouth properly! A girl is most likely to cum via oral than penetration

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mergeterge 24

If it was her first time, don't worry too much. She might have just been assuming that it would hurt (it's honestly not supposed to) and was confused when it didn't.

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lexdelmonico 14

It wasn't HER first time, it was THEIR first time

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9a_1z 12

It could've been her first time as well as theirs. I think 38 has a point, lots of girls are taught to brace for impact like it'll be a massive sensation for every girl's first time.

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