Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor,...

By Drewbie - 13/01/2013 08:53 - United States - Park City

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

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By OnlyAvailableID - 08/02/2015 08:35 - Australia

Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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By idiot says pussy - 21/01/2014 17:43 - United States

Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML

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Alone time

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 14:00

Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the end, my cat jumped up on the bed, saw the movement under the blanket and immediately pounced on my downstairs, puncturing certain delicate areas with his claws. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:20 - United States - Reno

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML

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Three years

By sleep deprived - 15/11/2019 20:00

Today, it's been three years since my sister gave me a kitten. Coincidentally, it’s also been three years since I've had sex. FML

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Surprise, wanker!

By pussnboots - 16/07/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, as I was feeling frisky, I started to jack off. I was about to come when my cat attacked my hand and nether regions under the blanket. I really got the pussy, didn’t I? FML

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Sunday 13 January 2013 19:23

Nothing wrong with two *******

JustAGirlOnFML 11

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:24

Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Won't you feel my balls

Comments

Ziggy46 2

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:45

You better hope It's declawed.... cats tend to play with things that dangle

dannnngthatsux 19

Tuesday 29 September 2015 23:47

Yeah, hope you had it's fingers removed, oh wait, declawing does!

theycallmekitty 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:46

And I thought it was weird that my boyfriend's cat liked to watch...

dannnngthatsux 19

Tuesday 29 September 2015 23:49

It was just confused, 'why don't you bite her? That's the only way girls* get off...! Do it, bite her!' *Female felines.

SuperDanielNL 23

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:53

Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever. Wonderfull song

LilLube 2

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:53

Bathroom floor, classy..

MissRoxiie 12

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:01

Well now you can check "threesome" off your bucket list!

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:02

Why are you having sex on a bathroom floor how unsanitary.

SuperDanielNL 23

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:17

The bathroom seems the most sanitary , tiles are easy to clean.

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:24

If they actually clean the tiles I can't remember the last time I cleaned my bathroom floor although I don't have sex on it if I did maybe I'd be more apt to clean it