By Drewbie - 13/01/2013 08:53 - United States - Park City

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
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deathbatchickk 8

Nothing wrong with two *******

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JustAGirlOnFML 11

Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Won't you feel my balls

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Ziggy46 2

You better hope It's declawed.... cats tend to play with things that dangle

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dannnngthatsux 19

Yeah, hope you had it's fingers removed, oh wait, declawing does!

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theycallmekitty 13

And I thought it was weird that my boyfriend's cat liked to watch...

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dannnngthatsux 19

It was just confused, 'why don't you bite her? That's the only way girls* get off...! Do it, bite her!' *Female felines.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever. Wonderfull song

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LilLube 2

Bathroom floor, classy..

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MissRoxiie 12

Well now you can check "threesome" off your bucket list!

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Why are you having sex on a bathroom floor how unsanitary.

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SuperDanielNL 23

The bathroom seems the most sanitary , tiles are easy to clean.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

If they actually clean the tiles I can't remember the last time I cleaned my bathroom floor although I don't have sex on it if I did maybe I'd be more apt to clean it

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charvisioku 22

48: Eww... you never clean your bathroom floor? Dirty goblin.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Then I would nit have sex on your bathroom floor. Besides a tile floor doesn't seem very comfy.

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False_Stupidity 41

A tiled floor would be rather cold for sex, I imagine they would be doing it on a towel or something rather than directly on the floor.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

They make heated tile floors they are actually quite nice

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AllieCat21 21

48 just because you don't clean your bathroom floor doesn't mean others don't.

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BlackPhenom 9

Try shagging in the shower next time. You'll be kitten free and it's more sanitary, win win

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Enslaved 36

Gotta trim those ball hairs if they resemble a ball of yarn.

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EffySmith 5

y were you having sex on the bathroom floor with the door open, your just asking to be humped by that kitten

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Motorcycleguy24 6

Probably cause when things get "hot" and your home alone with your girl, the last thing you are worried about is a cat jumpin in

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micah9794 4

So i guess you got the cats tongue for once LmaoFF

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