Intimacy: Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school....

By snownerd - 03/11/2011 16:13 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML

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By UGH - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By tammy - 27/06/2012 05:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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iFizzgig 11

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:50

You were dropping a hint.

ohmandapants 16

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:51

Well now they know you're getting laid.

Comments

soccerprincess7 0

Friday 4 November 2011 3:10

Lmao that sucks! Maybe she will take it as a good thing and not in a creepy way!

metalchick226 10

Friday 4 November 2011 3:21

Ydi why would you keep the receipt for that lol!!! I bet they got a good laugh though sorry op xD

MoonPhase123 4

Friday 4 November 2011 3:29

Why would you write your number on a receipt? Though either way you should have checked it first

perdix 29

Friday 4 November 2011 4:15

You'd better hope that the condoms don't break. You won't be able to get a refund without a receipt.

badactor009 0

Friday 4 November 2011 8:19

Do you know anyone who has taken a faulty condom back to the store for a refund? I don't.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 4 November 2011 8:54

Better than trying to take the baby.

DawnMarie11 0

Friday 4 November 2011 14:06

I'm pretty sure there was sarcasm there.

lebronsucks 3

Friday 4 November 2011 5:06

Experience matters

omgiculol 4

Friday 4 November 2011 5:57

thats why you havent seen her since high school. you were just too "busy" ;)

Bekavera 4

Friday 4 November 2011 6:08

nice....lol

scrework 6

Friday 4 November 2011 6:12

Lube. She can now be sure that you are considerate!!

JinxosGirl87 0

Friday 4 November 2011 6:27

Feel bad for you if you have no interest in her whatsoever and she starts trying to take your relationship further. Tell her you hope you'll run into her again in a few more years.