Miscellaneous: Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards...

By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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camsterjoe 12

Saturday 31 August 2013 16:44

I'm glad you feel so strongly about protecting our ecosystem, but did you really have to gas the place?

courtz94 24

Saturday 31 August 2013 16:41

It happened and it is what it is. Just laugh it off. If he's truly hurting your feelings, just tell him. If he doesn't listen, then try to brush it off. If he sees it's not bothering you, eventually he'll stop.

Comments

TheGuyNamedPuck 7

Saturday 31 August 2013 19:50

You're name wouldn't happen to be debra artis would it?

martin8337 35

Saturday 31 August 2013 19:56

A turtle head during or after the fart?

BlueRainDude 11

Saturday 31 August 2013 20:00

Nothing brings a relationship closer than these crazy wtf moments

norwegianboip 17

Saturday 31 August 2013 20:15

Almost the same thing happened to me. My gf rolled over, said that I smelled like flowers on a rainy day and procceded to punch me in the arm. Its just fun OP. Laugh at it:)

alexsandria83 18

Saturday 31 August 2013 20:15

I talk in my sleep a lot and my bf loves making fun of me for it he tries to keep me talking to see what weird shit ill say lol

lylotrezor 20

Saturday 31 August 2013 20:38

You have to read Sleep Talkin' Man's blog. :D

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 31 August 2013 20:43

Reminds me of that Futurama episode where Bender saves the turtles. That's funny. :D But at least your boyfriend has a sense of humor!

Spark_Slicker 19

Saturday 31 August 2013 21:36

That reminds me of one time when I was a bit younger. Me, my sister and my mom were all sleeping in the same room one night and apparently in my sleep I turned to them and told them "Don't open the presents before Christmas." I didn't even remember having a dream.