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By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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camsterjoe 12

Saturday 31 August 2013 16:44

I'm glad you feel so strongly about protecting our ecosystem, but did you really have to gas the place?

courtz94 24

Saturday 31 August 2013 16:41

It happened and it is what it is. Just laugh it off. If he's truly hurting your feelings, just tell him. If he doesn't listen, then try to brush it off. If he sees it's not bothering you, eventually he'll stop.

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Fuzy2K 7

Monday 2 September 2013 8:32

So happy togetherrrrrrrr! (fart)

joshuarowe88 5

Monday 2 September 2013 15:38

SAVE ALL THE TURTLES

LindsayxMoore 18

Wednesday 4 September 2013 1:50

ok so im not the only who says crazy shit in my sleep. I worked 8 days straight at one point and a lot of people were buying alcohol and my fiancee swears I said in my sleep "can I see your ID"

TheLawOfSod 4

Wednesday 4 September 2013 2:50

Haha, I'm sorry you had to live that embarrassment down, but honestly, anyone else in the world but you and you'd have to laugh forever!

Robbo84 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 17:55

You know, you don't actually pass gass whilst sleeping. Same as you don't sneeze or cough.

sergei_yusef 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 20:08

If he doesn't stop, then let one rip as close to him as possible next time. That'll teach him, and if he still does, get one right in his face! I know it works cause it happened to me o.e

sergei_yusef 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 20:11

Just to clarify I was on the couch joking around with her and she just casually walked over and let it out right in my face! It was nasty but somehow I got turned on, and I stopped there

sergei_yusef 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 20:15

Whoops, didnt finish that one. Continuing...I literally gagged, and I don't know why I got turned on, I think I found out something about me I wish I hadn't o.e

j_inks23 19

Saturday 8 February 2014 23:23

That's really cute lol

PlasmaPorter 12

Thursday 20 March 2014 23:42

but you gotta save the turtles I don't see what's funny about that

magnetic_aura 26

Friday 19 September 2014 6:22

One time when I was falling asleep, I remembered that I had to tell my boyfriend something important. I sat up, looked him in the eyes and told him, "I have buttons." Then I fell asleep, satisfied. It happens, OP. Don't worry about it!