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By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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By screwed - 20/03/2014 21:03 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML

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By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML

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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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By Weekdae - 09/12/2020 09:01 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I found another comment online referencing, "Smoke weed everyday." With all due respect for smoking weed, when will people learn that "every" and "day" need to be two separate words in that context? This is seriously making it hard for me to focus on my work. FML

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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 19:52

It happens to the... um... what was I saying... Damn, I forgot.

bonezisme 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:52

nice sounds like short term hit you bad

Comments

sickandsexified 7

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:59

you're abusing your life and trashing your body at the same time. you're a real winner.

witterwindyapril 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:02

that's happened to me it was just cause I was tired. haha

RideOrDie1248 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:09

fail

zazzer13 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:11

I've done that too. only it was with my girlfriend

wickedlyevil96 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:27

yes it does obviously. go get clean you junky. or just keep killing yourself slowly. im sure its worth it

SinisterMedic 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:30

Woooo!! Stoner pride! I like cookies...

FailBear920 19

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:40

Stoners united!

goober5542_fml 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:45

who gives a **** all of you downers if you don't wanna do it And if you do have fun we Are all gonna die One day lol so loose the **** up you God dam statistics people

Jazzalyn 10

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:50

I think anyone can forget what they're saying mid-sentence. I don't and never have done weed and I forget what I'm saying mid-sentence at times.

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Sunday 8 May 2011 4:01

284, when you hang out with people who smoke weed all the time, all they really talk about is wanting to smoke weed. maybe you are the idiot, for thinking it's not addictive.

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Monday 9 May 2011 3:49

Actually I know quite a few potheads who don't talk about it at all. That and there are no addictive chemicals in marijuana, any "addiction" to marijuana is purely of the mind. Unless of course the weed is laced with some other drug, but even then, you'll get addicted to that drug and not the weed :D

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:25

no, there is actually chemicals and weed that get you addicted. just like weed is worse then cigarettes. before you try to defend your crop, try studying up on it too.

JavIin 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 14:31

How about you study up on it. Name the addictive chemical, buddy. WORSE then smokes!? Are you ******* sick in the head? Hundreds of people die a year from lung cancer specifically caused by smoking cigarettes. Nobody has ever died from the use of weed alone. Get your shit straight.