By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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mardigrasqueen 0

You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.

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skarface97 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha YDI for being an asshole

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tkoshy 0

YDI for being a douchebag. That was just mean

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burnquist764 0

I hope you're not expecting sympathy. you need to find a new way to get your jollies.

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Nonnag 0

I love how I was 46100th to vote YDI, thats more YDI then most FML's even GET voted on.

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White667 0

Jesus, what a prick. If I was the homeless person I'd have stabbed him in the chest with a knife. Which I'm surprised isn't what actually happened.

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ZzombiesoxX 0

Why the hell would you do that to a ******* homeless person? I'm happy he stabbed you. YDI for sure..

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dacman48 0

theres a reason that the fyl-to-ydi ratio is over 9000. you ******* deserved it douchebag

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whyme_ss 0

you ****** asshole! he shouldve stabbed you in the eye with a poisoned knife i hope one day you end up on the streets and dont get any help at all

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