By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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jessie96xoxo 0

I'm sorry, but if you (as a unicorn pillow pet owner) are saying he's childish, then you must be childish also.

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purple91 8

Sounds like he was just trying to get you into the mood...

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NanillaVipples 2

Was the unicorn better than your boyfriend?

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DonkeyGilbert13 0

You called him childish...yet you're the one with a pillow pet......

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unachicahermosa 5

You ask him to stop acting like a kid, yet YOU have a unicorn pillow? Hmmm

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mommykrissy_05 7

All the people calling her a child get over it My mom has a frog pillow pet, I am 27yrs old I have 2 kids and I have a lady bug pillow pet. Having a stuffed animal does not make you childish. Your actions is what makes you childish. Sorry OP FYL!

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cmb8280 24

You have a unicorn pillow pet.. And he's the child?? I just can't figure that one out. YDI

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laundryninja 1

Hmmmm? unicorn rape? what the hell makes sense in this world anymore?!?

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bittersweet25 3

Who cares he was just trying to be funny, your the one taking it seriously...i think it's time you should stop acting childish

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