By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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xFullMoonHeartx 7

You're the child for having a unicorn pillow pet.

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Kennzz 0

Your telling him to not act like a child.. Yet, you have a unicorn pillow pet. Nice -.-

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mikede420 0

What a waste of FML space.

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Rainbowface 2

I know right? All my FMLs get rejected and this whiny shit gets put up wtf

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ashleys562165 0

Get the **** over it. My bf would do something like that to and I would find it funny!

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sushi55555 6

you tell him to stop acting like a child but yet you have a pillow pet?

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bri0731 0

Yup your boyfriends a immature child...good luck with that OP

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Lenho 26

I'm sure guys at 10 Second Traumas can make an excellent version of this one.

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