Miscellaneous: Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal...

By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

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By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2023 22:00

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By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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Thursday 8 November 2012 18:49

Shave your head, grow out your 'stache, and embrace your masculinity.

teague95 16

Thursday 8 November 2012 18:50

tell him "nah ain't me, but ill whip both these *******"

Comments

Brandon2916 9

Friday 9 November 2012 3:26

So....did you win??

mazzera_fml 7

Friday 9 November 2012 3:43

Maybe one of those guys looked like a girl?

thepooburgler 2

Friday 9 November 2012 4:35

Call the principal out for sexual harassment.

oped01 8

Friday 9 November 2012 5:37

May be time for a makeover

Covy 3

Friday 9 November 2012 6:46

I'm guessing you're emo

SeeNote 1

Friday 9 November 2012 7:39

This guy sounds "real smart" hes just looking for someone to blame it on

AgaveLoco 5

Friday 9 November 2012 13:13

You need socks inside your bra

sammisweets93 12

Friday 9 November 2012 15:33

Maybe it's time to get more in touch with your feminine side.

PunkySpunky78 15

Friday 9 November 2012 15:41

I know how you feel since I get the same shit because I have hairy arms and I wear tee shirt and jeans and yet I have a 34 ddd boobs

saifee 0

Friday 9 November 2012 15:55

ouch

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