Miscellaneous: Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal...

By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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By Pandathepilot - 10/11/2017 15:00

Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2023 22:00

Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML

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By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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Thursday 8 November 2012 18:49

Shave your head, grow out your 'stache, and embrace your masculinity.

teague95 16

Thursday 8 November 2012 18:50

tell him "nah ain't me, but ill whip both these *******"

Comments

samasara 20

Thursday 8 November 2012 22:32

Well tell him he's wrong. Not a big deal..

greatdanen 6

Thursday 8 November 2012 23:32

sure you are butch

Skyliiine_fml 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 23:47

Diiiiiiiiiiikkkeeeee

Denomic 9

Friday 9 November 2012 0:34

babalooisbabaloo 5

Friday 9 November 2012 0:35

Sounds like the beginning of a porno. "If you don't believe that I'm a girl then I guess I'll just have to show you..." ;)

Tuffay 14

Friday 9 November 2012 1:22

Leroy Jethro Gibbs, he is Not!

amaya27 2

Friday 9 November 2012 1:38

dam that must have made for a bad day. hope it gets better.

Yorih 19

Friday 9 November 2012 1:56

I presume you have a uni-sexual name OP? It'd be awkward more so if your name is feminine Principal: 'so, Betty, apparently someone saw two boys fighting, one of whom look a lot like you... Oh, wait...'