By JLoistheBomb - 11/02/2009 00:01 - United States

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Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
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MCart_fml 0

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

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FMLhilar 0

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

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nonameisaname 0

"swinging your penis around".. HAHAHAHAHA.. that's hilarious! You are bound to be the sharpest pencil in the team!

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Fmyspam 0

At least the hardest.

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Rainbowsareshiny 0

hahahahahahahahaha not gonna lie. LOSER. but its ok. we're all here for a reason arent we?

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X_fml 0

i'm still LAUGHING MY ASS OF and i already read it like a milion times this is my favorite FML EVEEEEEEEEEEEER! AHAHAHAHA

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teddp1029 0

umm. youre the best.

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Seegtease 0

I'm lolling so hard. Why the heck would you swing your penis around in the guys' locker room? Gay much?

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d_carter24 0

O yaaa. That would def. be the highlight of my day if that were to happen at my school with one of the many hot football guys.

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b2ac 0

that's what I was thinking. I would have gotten a boner if I walked in on that.

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Brozain 0

That is the best story I've read so far. I don't think he deserves any embarrassment for that. Did you get any pics? xD

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Chura 0

well... you should plan it next time. do it again. plan it just right... then cue a girl (or a paid ***** if you can't get one...) to walk in to screw you and see how the team is laughing then

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CaptainCasual 0

You should have jumped into a warrior's fighting stance, flexed everything you had, and roared at them.

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SEXMUFFIN21 0

You really should expect the rest of the team to go in there.

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