you DO realize that that kind of intentional humiliation IS considered emotional/mental abuse? dump his ass and find someone who is mature and respects you. i did. never been happier!

I think it's hilarious. Why don't you join in the fun? "babe, the doctor said home remedies won't work on the rash, so put the herbs back" or "how many times have I told you the produce area is not a free sample area, stop tasting all the fruit"

Time to change the pace. Next time you go shopping, say things like, "stop starring at the underage cashier" or "stop picking your nose" or "no honey, the cucumber is for the salad, not for your back door this time"

It boggles my mind as to how you are still together with such an asshole. Sigh.

As ****** up as it is, it's kinda humorous.

Dump him! He's an asshole.

I gotta be honest, I don't understand how this is funny. Doesn't he realize that if, say, a police officer heard him, it would be him in trouble, not you?

Don't go grocery shopping with him

SOUNDS LIKE AN IMMATURE ASSHOLE. I would of told him to STFU if I was a customer in the same store with ya.

This is something that's funny when it isn't happening to you.