Love: Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

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Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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Gold digger

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Moscow

Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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stormchaser24 24

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:52

Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.

sydie5 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:53

What did you see in him again...?

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Saber106 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:31

**** him, ******* bastard . Stupid jerk, dick head , gay !

AliCat18 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:40

wow i would hate to be your boyfriend with an attitude like that...

AliCat18 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:33

lol your boyfreind is a legand! don't listen to these morons and dump him. just play his own game! scream things like "put the womens underwear back you pervert." bet you it would turn him on! i talk from experience! :)

The__Redneck 7

Monday 31 October 2011 3:04

.... wow.

dr_horrible_ 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:36

Why are you complaining? He sounds awesome!

Meme1988 18

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:36

Wow! Make a big deal of it once, and he will never do it again..

ObsessedWithMe 13

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:46

Thief.

afulks78 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:47

Your boyfriend is an asshole.

Iknoweverything 29

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:53

Personally, I think you should treat him like a dog. Every time he yells out something like that in public, yell "BAD BOYFRIEND!" And hit him on the nose with a newspaper. Yelling out something equally embarassing might only encourage him. Treating him like a dog might piss him off enough to listen to you when you tell him to stop.

lilly98ish 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:54

Dump him

Spartacus 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:58

Time to find a new boyfriend

perdix 29

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:05

"I'd rather take my chances shoplifting the Enzyte than let anyone know I'm dating a guy who desperately needs it." "Would you want him to join our threesome? I like him, but would you want to toss his salad?" Store these in your brain as use as needed. YWIA.