Your boyfriends a punk

Slap him with raw fish(:

.....My DAD does this to me.....

I'm pretty sure he's just kidding, because it's funny to see others' reactions... Take a joke maybe.

Dump him or do the same thing to him and scream stuff like, "I BARLEY KNOW YOU. DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"

Lol, this is one of those things that's really funny to read about, but not so funny to experience. I understand how it gets annoying over time, especially if you've told him that it bothers you. Personally, I don't think he's a dick, he's just immature in that he doesn't understand that this sort of shit gets old fast and that it starts bothering the one it's targeted at. OP, try to think of something equally amusing/embarrassing and start saying it to him in public. Either he'll get your point of view and stop doing this or you'll get your fun as well. Either way, can't miss :) And to people saying that she should dump him... really? This is the sort of thing you break up over? I dread to think what happens when your partners do something seriously delinquent, like not holding the door for you or calling in the middle of a football match.

Dump the douche bag. Or next time you're in line, tell him loudly to put back the large condoms because they slide right off and see if they have extra small ones.

oh nooooo my boyfriend publicly humiliates me on a daily basis. Should i dump him no that's something a smart would do. seriously if he does this ALL THE TIME then why are you still with him.

You must be enjoying since hes been doing this everytime you go to grocery store with him. Btw, hes not funny or cool at all.

I think its pretty funny. If you dont like it then dump him so he can find someone who can give it right back instead of getting all fml'd about it