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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

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Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By YEET - 21/12/2022 12:00

Today, I was trying to find my phone. My friend found it, and instead of handing it to me like a normal person, he threw it at me. I'm terrible at catching stuff. It bounced off my arm and landed in his cup of Sprite. FML

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By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 21:00 - United States - Mountain View

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Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML

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By stupidity - 25/05/2012 19:30 - Switzerland - Geneva

Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, someone at work left 10 unopened beers after hours. I’m not much of a drinker, but free is free, so I took them home during my lunch break. After work, I left my new phone on top of my car, forgot about it, drove off, and it smashed in the middle of the road. Looks like I’m drinking those beers tonight. FML

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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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illmatic2 16

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

You shouldn't dew that again.

BOOSCAREDU 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Why? How would you get a laugh from it?

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jadengtfo 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:09

YDI buddy.

Skittlepickle 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:09

Throwing a bottle sounds really entertaining:|

samfalk39 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:10

I thought OP was gonna say he drank it and it was piss or something, but YDI.

Skittlepickle 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:13

....the bottle was empty.

twofirstnames 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:17

Actually half empty or half full... However you look at it.

Skittlepickle 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:39

Didn't notice that... I'm thinking half empty.

twofirstnames 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:53

It's alright, I'm thinking half full :D

imcutefml 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:39

I thought he was gunna drink it to xD

SmittyJA24 26

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:43

I also thought he was gonna say he drank some & it was piss....

DeviousAngel 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:37

I also thought he would've taken a drink of it and ended up with some sort of foul taste.

Bently24 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:11

Don't try to be cool anymore.

fruitmasterpuff 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:26

I don't think you have much room to talk with that picture.

Bently24 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:06

Hahahahah....:(

My_Nightmare 19

Tuesday 18 October 2011 9:52

Idk, I kinda appreciate the picture. A few comments back on this page someone who replied had a profile of some nasty teeth up. This is much more appealing. At least from a females perspective. . .just saying

emwil823 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 4:00

Agreed. hahaha Bently, you go on and continue being as coooool as you want. ;)

Bently24 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:13

Don't try to be cool anymore.

twofirstnames 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:13

Pretty common sense not to throw things behind you when you don't know what's there.

BriWycherley 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:13

Lame.

afulks78 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:13

Haha Ef there lifes

NoobHat 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:18

Their*

SkardeyKat 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:35

And *life or *lives

RebekahBrooke 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:51

Oh my god. That was written terribly.

perdix 29

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:13

I bust my balls to attempt to write funny comments, and all that is required for comedy is throwing garbage?!?! Look at me, I'm flinging poo, FTW! It was probably a better throw than your lame team's quarterback threw all night.