By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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Idontgivedamn 0

He probably doesn't mean it to be mean, he's trying to be a funny in dumb/cute way.

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gildedmuse 0

I am almost positive that saying things like, "I'd rather date a girl who was a little fatter" as if it's a negative is exactly the sort of thing that makes girls wonder, "Wait, am I fat?" constantly.

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elledubb 0

and next time sing him I dont want no short dickman!

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fruityrainbow86 0

haha that's a good one!

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ipwnallmen 10

that is so cute! i wouldve joined in and tried to beat his pipes with mine!

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pwincess_fml 0

you only blow up your inflatable sex doll halfway, don't you? Guys like you disgust me.

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jayjay777 0

Personally, I don't mind muffin tops, in fact, I find them very attractive. If your boyfriend is anything like me then maybe he meant it in a nice way. Or maybe he was just being playful. The point is don't take it so seriously.

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babybubz 0

LOL ...aaaw. I actually think it's cute 

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transcedental 18

yeah, me too ;) not a FML

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noshitsherlock 0

Awww.. that's actually cute, not an fml. It doesn't sound like he intended it in a mean way. That's actually funny and sweet. Don't worry about it, OP lol

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vampyre_girly 0

how is that sweet snickerdoodles? I in no way find that sweet

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