Love: Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time,...

By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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By dead man walking? - 04/10/2015 13:21 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML

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By thisisavirus.exe - 31/12/2013 20:57 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time. The first thing he did was show me a bullet, then he basically said that if I don't submit to his daughter's every whim, that bullet will end my life. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By fuck - 21/04/2012 02:48 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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Thousand-yard stare

By timiscuous - 20/04/2020 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad killed and skinned a goat in front of me, while staring at me the whole time. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:30

You should fear for your life only if you use your stinger on his daughter. Or if you wear a yellow jacket. That wouldn't be wise.

The_Big_Boss 20

Sunday 27 April 2014 21:31

That's when you tell him what guns you have and offer to go shooting with him sometime

Comments

chuksnwali 34

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:24

whoa i feel for op.

buckdharma 37

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:27

Tell him blowing the hell out of things must run in the family.

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 28 April 2014 20:24

And then prepare to meet your maker.

Silencefalls 2

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:45

'Merica.

snyper15129 8

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:51

Let me guess. You are a tree hugging, gun fearing, bleeding heart liberal pussy.

uhnevermind 24

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:55

How the hell did you get that? He was intimidated when someone tried intimidating him. How does that at all make him a "tree hugging liberal pussy"?

cherro 5

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:52

Good luck to you

Lastwhiteknight 11

Sunday 27 April 2014 22:55

I'm sorry this is just stupid, o look you're dating my daughter so if you hurt her I'm going to shoot you... First; stupid people with guns... yay! Second; we all know this is a bluff... If not see point one. Third; Its this crap that makes the rest of the world look at America and shake it's head...

mt631 18

Monday 28 April 2014 1:31

this, never understood why people think it's OK to threaten someone like this. How would people react if she went to his house and his mom did the same thing?

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 27 April 2014 23:00

Don't be that was his plan to scare you...maybe you two can go out and shoot guns together

vietmanx 10

Sunday 27 April 2014 23:04

This is when you start playing her and messing with her head. Break her heart and keep stringing her along. Then tell the dad, "Now how you gonna act?" He's full of sh*t, he won't do anything.

SilverSet 16

Monday 28 April 2014 1:20

Yeah, let's break a girls heart who might genuinely like you so you can call out an over protective dad's bluff. People who have such a selfish mentality shouldn't date at all.

sanecatlady 13

Sunday 27 April 2014 23:11

I'm Canadian and I actually grew up around guns. My dad is a hunter and he had a collection of rifles that he'd clean up regularly while I watched. But at least he never used them to blow up a hornets' nest, or make a boyfriend pee his pants. :)