Love: Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put...

By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By fmlfmboyfriendah - 13/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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BadPinkKitty07 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:19

lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)

shananigans 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:20

Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?

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Blacksnake_fml 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:58

What kind of sound does a raspberry make?

polarbare 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 21:24

what sound does a rasberry make? what about a blueberry?

omgkat 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 21:36

you shoulda just said right shall we go find the biggest magnifying glass we can if he asks what for say so you'll actually be able to see his dick for once :]

cuteness69 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 21:47

People are mean ! He obvi felt comfortable with it or he wouldn't have done it ! But still the noises are kinda weird ! :)

mysterio116 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 21:53

how do u make raspberry sounds?

cuteness69 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 21:54

RolandofGilead.. Caaaaaalm Down ! (:

livingdeadgirl9 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 22:01

instead of repetitively asking what sound a raspberry makes, people should really just start reading the 10 responses to that question already posted and stop asking. In response to the FML, it doesn't make any girl feel good about herself to have stomach and leg chub jiggled ever. Doesn't matter if you're overweight or the perfect weight or slightly under weight. Most girls just don't like that. Maybe he is comfortable with her body and that's why he did it but it still could've upset her. I think that the OP should just tell him that she didn't like when he did that and ask him not to do it again in the future instead of slapping him or dumping him, unless of course he doesn't listen and continues to do it. As far as the ice cream, she isn't fat for eating ice cream and she isn't fat for having some chub either, if that's the case. Unfortunately with FMLs, they are not detailed enough to make accurate assumptions.