By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0

lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)

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shananigans 0

Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?

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perdix 29

Yes. If you put your tongue between your lips and blow and make the fart sound, that's a raspberry. Also, if you put your lips on flabby skin and blow, you can still make a similar sound. On a baby's belly, it's cute, but on a fat woman's thighs -- gack!

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CallMeHush 0

It sprays the frumunda cheese everywhere.

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stewie1744 0

I don't wanna know how u know that

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gatorgrl1988 0

how the hell did this get to post on the site? this is so gay. i dont think this qualifies as an FML

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watchsrcubs 0

that sucks for you :( you should have pinched his cheeks and pulled... then slapped him. that wouldve been fun. ;) and next time don't write an fml that has anyhing to do with weight b/c you will get almost no sympathy. instead all the insensitive douchebags here will just call you fat. as you already know, I'm sure.

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davidhasmorefun 0

real easy way to fix this. dump your boyfriend or lose some weight. then bingo Bango. your life is awesome again.

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xduckyyy 0

YDI for being fat and still eating ice cream

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tkarin 0

How do you know this wasn't the first time in months the OP had eaten ice cream? How do you know the OP's weight has anything to do with her eating habits? How do you know the OP doesn't want to be happy with her body just the way it is? Grow up and don't judge.

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Soniclover3 0

This FML is strangly familiar... maybe a reused one?

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Tkim32 0

She's obviously fat her boy friend was playing with her fluber whilst she was stuffing her fat face with ice cream.

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CharlotteRx 4

She does not need to be fat to be insecure about her weight.

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ellness 0

you don't have to be fat to have flab. if you had a girlfriend you would know that even skinny girls have enough fat to shake.

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davidhasmorefun 0

@42. shutup. we make our own judgements based on what we were given in the story. the fact is she has stomache fat and was eating ice cream. everything else you are saying is strictly "what if" and not based on facts. maybe you should read the choose your own path book instead of fml.

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hedgehogs 0

Yeah, I think that would be an appropriate response. I hate this behavior and would make sure they never did it again, or I wouldn't stay with them. I know others don't feel as strongly. I think, though, it is kind of strange regardless, and OP should tell the guy what she thinks of it.

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