By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0

lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)

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shananigans 0

Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?

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murphythadog 0

maybe try eating slower, possibly not as much, and get some exercise. he's probably just in it for the awesome bj's

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Cupffin 0

That's because fat girls think wangs are hotdogs and are trying to rip it off.

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Poppycocky 0

What is with all the FML's about girl's boyfriends jiggling their fat?

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rockaholic89 0

Raspberry sounds? I was unaware that they even made a noise... -_- (being sarcastic, in case you can't tell)

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r_max 0

What's with insecure women? Did it occur to you that maybe he feels comfortable enough with you to be affectionate in that way? If anything, it just shows he has no problems with your body. Seems like you're the one with issues.

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marshmallowmouse 0

How actions are interpreted are just as important, if not more so, than how they were meant. I don't think it's that far off that jiggling a chick's body fat might be interpreted as insulting. Since that response is fairly obvious from a woman, maybe the OP's boyfriend should have thought about it before acting?

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tabbycats 0

I agree. My boyfriend jiggles my thighs as a fun joke, and I just laugh at it. It's funny, and in no way does it make me think I'm fat.

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DrPizza 0

It can't be that bloody insulting. He's with her, after all. He likes her, chub and all, even though she apparently doesn't like herself.

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sososuckmytoe 1

# 1 and the following haters should stop reading FML's if ts so irritating to read what people have to bitch about. That is the point of this place right? ... FML does not = What a wonderful day I had let me share it with you.. Pffffft you idiots.  OP, Your boy needs a smack in the mouth, at the very least it will prevent any more raspberry noises from him. 

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Bertucci 0

Jesus Christ lose some fat so you won't have to bitch about it

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omg2funny 1

The crying & the whining just doesn't ever stop with women does it?? The way I see it, you have a boyfriend in spite of your self perceived flaws (I hope, cause it gets worse for you if they are real, in case they are not, you suffer from low self esteem, probably lower than the bacterium found in the belly of an earthworm), & he does love you...

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nonameLiz 0

lil bit creepy lol

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