By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0

lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)

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shananigans 0

Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?

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gingersnapper 0

Break all of his fingers so he can't do it again.

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muell151 1

hahaha, thats what you get for being a fatty!

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yasmeenjonasx3 0

Ew. I can't grab any fat off my body except from on my boobs or my ass. Ydi for being a fat ass.

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terriibabiiix23 0

uhm first of all, what is "raspberry sounds" ?! second of all, it seems like you have a nice, loving boyfriend who was just playing around with youu. i mean, you could have smiled and played along or something. this isn't even an FML. you have a pretty cooool boyfriend :]]

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fluropanda 0

You know, when you stick your tongue out and you make this weird noise, and usually when people make raspberries they tend to send spit everywhere -.- Lol people also make raspberry noises when they are making fake fart noises haha.

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ironmaneddie 0

Yea all the people on here complsining about how their life sucks cuz there fat probly shouldnt be gobbling down a few buckets of ice cream. And your life must not be so bad if u actually have someone who has a sense of humor bout things instead of being mean. Take the damn hint that your bf was trying to get across. He loves you but put down the F'in ice cream and eat sum fruit

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ImSorryAshley 3

I did this to my gf 2 lol

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cactus_fml 0

Oh, quit your bitchin'. I bet you're not even fat. Guys goof off, chill out.

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LordArion201 0

aw, that's cute lol. but yea, u got pwned, tho I think it's jst love

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510lobita510 0

wat an asshole. I would have smacked him for that

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