Miscellaneous: Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her... - FML

By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 4 761

By mommy_issues - 29/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

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barrelroll1472 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

Dracula?

nicknesser 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 20:07

I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.

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Vehicle 1

Friday 20 August 2010 5:13

hahaa. When I first read this I thought it said "all my white friends were over". enough said.

CodingSquirrel 3

Friday 20 August 2010 16:01

That's what I thought too. Though that would probably make more sense than how it is actually worded.

toxic10uhc 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:17

your mom is a druggie milf. FYL.

Vehicle 1

Friday 20 August 2010 5:18

maybe she was thinking you were the guy she like's necklace!!!!

BitterLoser 0

Friday 20 August 2010 6:52

thats effing hilarious, i dont care who you are hahaha

crushingpeanuts 0

Friday 20 August 2010 7:32

Took too many? What were they, X?

Dizzygrl08 4

Friday 20 August 2010 7:43

Dang what kinda pills is ur mom taking?! I want some!!! lol

foxxxybabe21 0

Friday 20 August 2010 13:58

damn #71!!!!! ;)

sammi_rubs 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:05

haha how funnieee hahahaha

chloe_barclay0 0

Friday 20 August 2010 19:17

number 7 has beautiful eyes. :)

chloe_barclay0 0

Friday 20 August 2010 19:18

afdude87 is hottttttttttttt :) :)

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