Miscellaneous: Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her... - FML

By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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You deserved it 3 658

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By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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You deserved it 115

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 123

By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 058

You deserved it 2 664

By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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You deserved it 40 690

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 162

You deserved it 2 767

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 159

You deserved it 4 857

By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 157

You deserved it 4 220

By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 272

You deserved it 70 115

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 167

You deserved it 4 761

By mommy_issues - 29/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 177

You deserved it 4 528

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barrelroll1472 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

Dracula?

nicknesser 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 20:07

I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.

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katopotato1 2

Thursday 19 August 2010 21:53

64 kinda creeps me out... anyone else??

illmatic2 16

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:03

Uh no. He is hilarious.

seahorses4eva 4

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:05

I only have one question for you, OP. What kind of pills were they? Mmm OK, two questions...can I have some?

christyxoxo 8

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:08

someone has rabies o_o.

jinxthejinx 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:10

Intervention!!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 20 August 2010 7:26

Ferreels. OP needs a video camera and the producer's address, stat v

maxrider 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:15

she bit you. now your gonna turn into a zombie

krystalrocks195 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:18

i now hate the 200+ people that say she desveres it. how in the world does she deserve it?! anyways OP i feel bad for you but its still pretty fun

krystalrocks195 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 22:20

i now hate the 200+ people that say she desveres it. how in the world does she deserve it?! anyways OP i feel bad for you but its still pretty funny ;)

justsayfuck 5

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:08

Those people push YDI out of habit or from conviction, not because they truly think she deserves it. I wouldn't hate them, that would be a complete waste of energy.

aardvarkish 16

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:31

A ******* FML Psychoanalist?! Now I've seen it all!!!!

justsayfuck 5

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:35

Glad to complete your life :)

maryxrawr 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:52

Hah, you're mom must be having too much fun.

HeyIsela 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 23:55

YDI for having friends over while your mom is medicated.

Felixy 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:26

Ohhh wow! I don't really have anything to say to this...

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Today, I made the mistake of being competent at chores, so according to my wife I’m trying to show her up, because I don’t appreciate her contribution to the household, and I secretly think she’s useless, blah blah. I had a day off so I cleaned the kitchen and bathroom. Lock me up, I’m guilty. FML

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You deserved it 66

Today my job started requiring all transactions regarding cigarettes or alcohol to have the ID scanned before proceeding. There is no way yo bypass this function. I carded a 60 year-old man and his 40 year-old son who both yelled at me for 10 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 955

You deserved it 186

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Today, I found out the guy I've been in an exclusive, serious relationship with for the last twelve months has been using online dating apps for the past three months, but it's "only chatting" and he doesn't consider it cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 547

You deserved it 110

Today, after wondering why I didn't receive a grade for a summer course I took in 2007, I realized that I gave the professor the wrong student ID number. Someone else received credit. I've been waiting on this grade for 8 months in order to graduate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 703

You deserved it 31 064

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 325

You deserved it 3 186

Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 333

You deserved it 76 771

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 104

You deserved it 88

Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML

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You deserved it 2 445