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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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mahade 0

I signed up especially to leave this comment: MARRY THAT GIRL!

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SlightlyGPirate 0

hahahahhahaaha damn that sucks, butt that just made my day xD

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GeekLogic 0

If a girl does this, "she's got a great sense of humor". If a guy does this, "he's a weirdo". :/

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upintheorange 5

actually, I thought the guy who did this was equally funny.

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meepmeep_fml 0

dude, clearly you don't deserve this girl if you can't appreciate how awesome that was.

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suicidalmashmelo 0

...aha, when girls leave FML's like this people comment saying how not to complain as they would deffonatley date them as they have an awesome sence of humour and would love to date them.... ....just a thought :L

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ayylash 0

excuse me sir, I believe you are on the wrong website. may I redirect you to mylifeisaverage.com? or may I suggest you get a sense of humor?

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n_jay 0

haha that so sounds like something i'd do! lol she's my hero haha

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plexico 3

She was saying "U Can't Touch This" anymore.

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XRiseToFallAgain 0

Lawl, I can so see that. Btw, your life's not ******.

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