By Anonymous - 10/04/2012 17:47 - United States

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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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DocBastard 38

That's when you ask her politely to stop the car. Then you get out and jump off the dock. Seriously, if parents don't want to hear about their kids' sexual exploits, they shouldn't share their own. Especially one where mom gets poked in the ass.

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coffee_man900 16

"Report Abuse ?" Who did #30 abuse, OP's Mom? :)

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justalilrandom2 4

Personally I'd hate to hear of how I was conceived that bluntly, I don't think it's lovely. Disclaimer: I am well aware that op did not specify this, however I am implying their mum is a bit of a ho.

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Girlybanana 2

I never would have understood your comment without the disclaimer. Thank You...

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Girlybanana 2

Disclaimer: that was sarcasm

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iamg 1

Who said your ugly? Your ******* gorgeous!

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cthighlander 3

Way TMI....gross

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jay75euro 0

I'd like to know your mom.

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