By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 21:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML
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Liyuesigs 8

Everyone who is irrelevant except her. Go chase after her and offer to pay her back. You might still get a second date.

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XxXBadAshXxX 27

Aw man! Sad day. I'm sure you can explain what happened and she'll forgive you.

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91hayek 31

At least it ended that way. You probably were yawning the whole time and looked like you were spaced out; she would have been offended and that would have been the first and last date with her. Give yourself time and then try again but remember to GET SOME SLEEP.

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ELoni_fml 25

Call her to explain, I think I could laugh about it if you'd treat me to an I-am-so-sorry dinner.. We all get hangovers

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every1luvsboners 11

Your date is a lot better off anyways. He/she is in an alley blowing homeless guys for cab fare home while giving a reach-around to the guy wearing a monocle on his left eye dressed in a pink skirt, wearing a fedora and orange wrestling boots with tassels on them. Good luck finding another.

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da_best_eva 9

Honestly, you mustn't be in your right mind

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8born8 18

They shouldn't allow societys' rejects access to the internet at the asylum.

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Nymeria_fml 25

But then half the FML user base would disappear. :/

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bagofpopkern 18

you have a good imagination. I'll give you that much..

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rocker_chick23 27

Let me guess, you go on dates and women never call you for a second one?

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cosmicriver 17

Interesting take on the situation. You have a creative mind....I'll give you that one. Albeit, it was a tad bit rude and uncalled for in my opinion. We have a decent amount of freedom of speech on this totally far out site full of awesomeness. I don't believe you have broken any site rules. Though, like I said before; it was rude and a bit uncalled for. This is just my opinion and am in no place to judge another, for no one person is better than another. Just thought I'd exercise my right to freedom of speech (to an extent) as well.

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pratikp03 22

Guess you won't be getting laid tonight.

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Inkay 13

I don't know anybody who'd have sex after the first date....

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iAlissa 34

31- any guy with the intention of asking a woman on a date with the simple intention of getting laid is a waste of time.

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PresidentNorth 16

Just saying everyone has personal preferences when it comes to dating. Maybe he likes sex on the first date.

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iAlissa 34

#77, all I'm saying is that if a guy asked me on a date, took me to dinner, and then expected sex right away, I'd hand him some lotion and Kleenex and get my ass out of there. I would only give my body to someone whom I love and trust

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Kirikoe 8

Maybe its not as bad as you think, im sure if you appoligise and explain what happened she would understand :)

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dakatabg 31

Well that is a messed up situation

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Dave_Davington 33

It should be salvageable. Call her back, explain what happened, apologise and offer to pay her back for your half of the bill. No doubt she'll laugh about it in a few days.

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breakinlegs 19

You should have rescheduled the date if you were that tired.... I mean the first date jitters should have kept you awake.

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Sirmrcrowley 12

Have you seen some of these infomercials? Some people can't even fall asleep on a bed!! Congratulations on being able to fall asleep on porcelain!!

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