By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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aback 4

Geese are just God's flying assholes.

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cha40_fml 0

ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.

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ember_fml 0

LMAO yeah my sister did that when she was little, and my older brother at the Toronto Zoo. :P

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futurecatlady 2

I run into flocks of geese several times a year and I've never been attacked. I'm not sure I believe this.

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Emma_91 0

Maybe they're different geese...or you just haven't met the evil geese. Because this could definitely happen.

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that_gurl15 0

ur dumb . first off what if u ran one over? secondly, you'd have sh*t all over your tires.

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cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

smart one, the person wasnt driving, they were RUNNING

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why_me022 0

All the Canadian Geese just need to go back to Canada I heard they're endangered there anyway and its because all of them migrated to Ohio.

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inbloom_fml 0

you totally deserved that. still, fyl for being a dumbass.

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REDCRAYON 0

you need dramatic song and open it arms wide!! then run into them! haha :D

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coggs 0

haha i gotta do this. one time i led some random goose towards a mother and her baby geese (the real term escapes me) using cereal. the mother seems to be even more protective than usual, to the point where the random goose now has a bald ass

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