By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Geese are just God's flying assholes.

ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.

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hiddenassassin 0

obviously fake. poster would have known that a group of geese is called a gaggle, not a flock... LOL

that_gurl15 0
Hawks2010 0

Omg I've done the exact same thing before. Those things hiss too! It's so creepy!

tjoetjoe 0

hahaha not only do geese atack, they also have flock ore gaggle memory, next time they see you they will atack you again

Not only that, but their wings are big enough to break a grown man's leg. Oh nature, always weeding out the stupid.

forrese 0

Been there done that. They get tempermental in the early summer with their young. I find it does make for easy target practice.

You all sound like morons..."lets run through a flock of geese and see what happens!" What do you think would happen idiot? I'm frightened by how many people have comments saying they've done the same...my faith in humanity is dwindling. Pea-size brained geese:1 'advanced' humans: 0

Although you probably should have run around them, I voted FYL because geese are the most horrible animal in existence. Screw mosquitoes are their malaria, we need fundraisers to ship those hissing pricks to a remote island. Maybe then there will be less crap lying all over the ground.

fili450r 0

me and a friend did this...we werent really sober either...but we got it recorded and it was quite funny to watch us stumble around as what we called "gooses" (drunk) flew away.

Um... they have babies this time of year you know, and they're geese, not seagulls. YDI, for not using common sense.

k_enuff 0

i feel for you.... they would have chased you even if you had walked by....i should know