By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 868
You deserved it 64 560
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

aback 4

Geese are just God's flying assholes.

85 6
cha40_fml 0

ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.

60 2

Comments

Uvula 0

Here in Jersey we get alot of Canadian geese at a football field they are so annoying they fly away and come back two minutes later, and then shit gets in our cleats.

0 0
Stephai 0

At least they give you a reason for running faster.

0 0
Doopliss 0

What moron runs into a flock of geese?

0 0
RigChan 0

You don't have horrible childhood memories of geese chasing you? ): Your parents should have taken you to the duck pond when you were younger (because geese like to hang around there for the free food)... Ah well... atleast you can tell your children, because no one told you. >>;;;

0 0
Ethan223 8

I want to run into a flock of geese like that but it wouldn't be a fml

0 0
Alexgoesfml 3

They ain't pidgeons mate, they are geese. You should know that they are more agressive birds, and you should now know how immature you are.

0 0
jnic 0

So you're obviously old enough to go for a run, yet you didn't know that geese are dangerous, vicious creatures? I'm going to say YDI big time... not for being mean to the geese, but because HOLY SHIT you are SO STUPID.

0 0
jnic 0

By the way, next time you should try running into a pack of hyenas.

0 0
Authoress 0

I love the mental image this fml conjures.

0 0