Animals: Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese...

By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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By Geese Ahoy - 14/11/2016 17:00 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML

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Vicious bastards

By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 22:01 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML

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By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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By fml...really - 27/11/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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Get the **** outta here, kid

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Sunday 5 July 2009 1:38

Geese are just God's flying assholes.

cha40_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:38

ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.

Comments

U_idiot 1

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:49

LOL obviously! Geese are pricks, I thought that was very common knowledge.

freefire4629 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:50

I once fed a goose at a zoo and it bit my finger and made me cry. I was like six. geese  is nasty. little f.u.c.k.ers

heyitslain 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:51

LOL, who doesn't know geese are mean? But I really don't blame them, if someone came trying to step on me and my friends, I would fight back!

TheBigGamer 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:43

When I die I want it to be the result of me attempting to fight off a gaggle of geese while rescuing a hot chick

SaphireScorpion 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:35

Just so you know, swans are even worse. They may be pretty, but they can knock you out with blows from their wings, they're that strong. Don't ever mess with a swan.

gemmanicole 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:19

lol that happened to my little brother , he was 2 years old, and he wanted to see the geese, but they came to him. and they were as tall as him, and he got bit all over, i had to then come along, and beat them off with a stick while holding my brother high up in my arms, and try and run away at the same time, it was very difficult, and they run/fly very fast :|

Emma_91 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:27

lmao your poor brother

sika_fml 0

Monday 6 July 2009 6:19

Yeah dude...geese always attack....no matter how many people there are

Williamz94 0

Monday 6 July 2009 7:00

grab your 12 gauge and start poppin off rounds.........whenever i see geese they are usualyl flyin...........if i just sat there and they started comin at me, hunting would be 1000 times easier

Williamz94 0

Monday 6 July 2009 7:00

grab your 12 gauge and start poppin off rounds.........whenever i see geese they are usualyl flyin...........if i just sat there and they started comin at me, hunting would be 1000 times easier