By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML
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JackeeDawn 9

There are only two kinds of real honest people in this world; small children and drunk people.

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jackassiddy 8

But isn't that where most people keep their fat? :o

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PunkySpunky78 15

I get ask that a lot too but I never them yes im preggos I just yell I'm fat not preggos

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SammyS2012 21

Hey! Being mistaken for being pregnant does not necessarily mean you're fat! I get huge, round food babies every time I eat, and my boyfriend's friend honestly thought we were having a baby :) don't think so negatively of yourself; you probably look fine!

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NanillaVipples 2

I agree with 92 (except on the money... I would definitely take the money) but a couple of punk kids made fun of a lady, big whoop. Didn't she get a paid vacation out of it or something? Don't get me wrong, I felt bad and those kids definitely took it too far, but it's not that big of a deal.

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annie_nk 22

vanilla nipples eh? sounds tasty :P

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sporty1200xlr 6

This is a repeat of an old FML, but still it sucks.

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FalconSam1414 19

Don't worry OP, small children will ask uncomfortable questions or say things that make you feel uncomfortable. My 2 year old cousin one time said my hair was yucky but it was okay because he's little. Anyways, don't worry about it, kids will be kids, it all depends on what you think of yourself! :)

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muffinkiller339 3

And the worse part of it all is that you're a man

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coolbrony12 3

No shes not. It says right next to the FML the female sign.

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rammy125 4

YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI!!!! FATTY!

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Stoopid_life 2

No,you should of said you ate a puppy,that would shushed them up.

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delicious69 5

Why don't you work out then. Don't be that person.

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