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I have read too many of these.
Reminds me of the recent FML from a father whose child asked him if he was going to have a baby.
You should have said "HELL NO" and pimp slapped that kid
And gotten sent straight to jail.
OP! You're not fat! You're big boned!
Big boned with lots of meat on her belly.
I don't feel that bad for her anymore because she made a lot of money off of it.
If your sense of self worth is really so dependent on your looks that you have to lie about something like this, then you deserve to feel bad.
Well, damn.
Your not fat, Op. There's just more of you to love.
She made money and the kids' parents found out and probably punished them in their own way. Apparently the parents were duly mortified.
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There are only two kinds of real honest people in this world; small children and drunk people.
But isn't that where most people keep their fat? :o