By robotchickens - 10/03/2010 19:54 - United States

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Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML
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Colts1018 0

oh I just found out how to comment, cool

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nommnom_fml 0

veryy nice. HIGH FIVE

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Pearljammer001 0

awww that's not right.... should've punched him in the face

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awesomechica1229 5

awww look who's got an old pedophile stalker, dont you just hate when that happens :)

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ktbird 0

I was on a train once where this redneck stared at me for 10 minutes straight. I finally had to leave the car and jump in another. I've also had people vomit right by me, but your story takes the cake for creepy shit.

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kazumaslayer666 3

staring at you that long is creepy. I take the bus to work and on Monday there was a couplevyhat was arguing on the bus but got silent when I sat down so I kept moving cause they were looking at me for what ever reason but they kept changing seats to be right next to me. I was confused as to why their agriing turned into follow the stranger.

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purplemnm 9

omg hahahaha xD I've been hit on by scuzzy old men >.< once, one squeezed my ass, and then another wouldn't stop staring at my rack for like 15 minutes

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kazumaslayer666 3

my old teacher used to stare at ever girls chest and claimed he was reading what they said. funny most in my class wore blank shirts.

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Serec 0

Yeah I had a pe teacher who'd stare at the girls asses in 6th grade

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Pearljammer001 0

why hello there kazumaslayer666 :)

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kyonichii 4

My mother pointed out an old guy staring at my ass once. She just laughed at me. Damn pervy old men. D;

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purplemnm 9

oh and my lesibian coach had a window cut out of a wall between her office and the girls lockerroom...it was creepy

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samantha_durano 6

so far, all of my p.e. teachers have been lesbian, ahaha. but they were pretty awesome.

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truthisRelative 0

purplemnm, OMG that's disturbing. I mean, you're like 14--sorry if I'm off, I mean no offense but you do look quite young--too. People can be perverts. I hope you slapped that old douche.

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purplemnm 9

it happened when I was 14, I just stood there shocked -.-

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kazumaslayer666 3

hello again pearljammer :D how's it going?

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Physcomerk 0

hey fag, popping pills isn't cool, you're fake.

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asianshotty4311 0

that's disgusting and perverted :p

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LaLaJuice 0

YDI!!! for not saying something to his nasty ass and getting up and walking away...fail

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UrLiFsuX 4

what can an old man say tho? "I'd like to feed you icecream with a *****, my peepee don't work anymore"

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gregsdaman 0

41=WIN,and funniest comment

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