Love: Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed...

By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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By Payte - 08/04/2011 05:31

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By Sonic - 15/01/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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Monday 24 October 2011 12:11

Anyone who says they haven't taken a call whilst on the loo is full of shit. Lmfao. Or maybe its just me

ChantelRenaeee 0

Monday 24 October 2011 12:07

Hahah oh well. If he's your boyfriend he should understand you need to use the bathroom.

Comments

mikechek 3

Monday 24 October 2011 18:35

Really u couldn't say hey let me call u right back there's something I forgot to do give me 5 mins and after come up with a lame excuse

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 24 October 2011 19:31

"Babe I have to shit bad, call you right back!"

MarioDragon 14

Monday 24 October 2011 19:41

I think more people would rather wait than have to listen to any of that.. But there are those who WOULD listen to that.

Lilith11 3

Monday 24 October 2011 20:20

really couldn't wait one sec??

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 24 October 2011 20:33

Double post evasion FAIL! You still posted twice even though it was edited so they aren't the same ;)

sextalk 0

Monday 24 October 2011 20:37

That awkward moment when you on the phone and hear the toilet flush o.O

sabbijee 4

Monday 24 October 2011 21:02

Lol

Dwynes29 2

Monday 24 October 2011 21:49

Now that is funny.

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Monday 24 October 2011 22:13

YDI not just for making a huge deal out of pooping. But also because you think it's all right to ignore your bf when he's on the phone. If I was the bf, I would be completely pissed off because it shows a lack of respect.