By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
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ClaireWinchester 17

If it was a robber they clearly aren't very smart

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slooby_fml 25

"I will find you. And I will kill you."

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LittleMagicWolf 7

This like one of those 2 sentence horror movie tweets. ._. I hope you called the police.

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FlyingPie 17

Whoever it was sounds like a very courteous robber, to answer your phone for you and let you know someone's there.

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Bengtsson 3

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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8born8 18

Ghostbusters! Sorry, couldn't help myself...

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DanielleinDC 33

I suppose you aren't having someone come in and water your plants or something?

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mesahus 5

Im pretty sure this is bs. What kind of house robber answers a ******* phone

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jackyjoker 2

If he's stupid enough to pick up a phone while breaking into someone's house, you can almost guarantee that he'll tell you his name when you ask him through the phone. Did you ask?

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PHANX0M 8

Maeby it was the cleaners.

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