By mmmtortilla - 24/04/2012 14:03 - Spain - Portugalete

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Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

That's not immature! That's funny as hell and you have awesome humor!

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misterjez 15

I think you are referring to a queef not an ******.

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

Well I started washing my own clothes when I was 11, before I even knew what an ****** was.. so I don't think so.

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staymintyfresh 13

You didn't know what an ****** was at 11???

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

No, I did not... Why is that surprising to you? You expect a fifth grader to be completely educated about sex?

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murdersquirrel 15

Knowing what an ****** is doesn't require complete sex education...just effective masturbation. :)

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chemchic 7

80- there is nothing wrong with that I didn't know at 11 either. unlike the hoes of today :/

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

85- No, maybe not, but it's still a detailed part of sex. All I knew at that age was penis + ******= babies. And I think that's normal or maybe even more than some 5th graders know.

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SkoomaKi 27

Wait.... I thought mummy and daddy would hug and kiss and then a baby would pop out mum's belly button?!

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Grimmerie 31

I started sex ed in fourth grade. Just saying.

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

140- Well that's creepy that your education system teaches 8 & 9 year olds about sex.

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DomDomxoxo 16

First grade starts at 6 so in 4th grade the kids are 10-11. Creepy that your education system doesn't teach you math.

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falafalo 25

#168 - Please check your own math before you insult someone else's. There are three years between 1st and 4th grade. 4th graders are usually 9-10, not 10-11. And sex ed at that level is usually more concerned with basic anatomy and changes that the kids should expect when they hit puberty, not about specific sex acts or orgasms...

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tr0llz0r 0

MY QUESTION IS THIS: Why are you comparing times like BO (before ******), or AO (after ******)? Like, there's a significant change in your person after you discovered orgasms? -_-

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

168- I was off by a year, calm your **** please. That does not mean I can't do math because I made a mistake. 170 is right, I remember being taught about the male & female sex organs in 5th grade, but not about orgasms or even the act of sexual intercourse.

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simonsaysYDI 8

I had to learn from religious books my grandma sent me ...I didn't have ANY sex Ed until 10th grade. The **** is wrong with my state...

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LennyComa 39

Immature but I probably would of had a little chuckle if it had happened to me

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misterjez 15

I think you are referring to a queef not an ******.

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chemchic 7

Yeah not sure why no one realized it earlier....

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dougierocks 13

Apparently a lot of people have no idea what they are talking about. But they keep talking. fMl...

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bonermonkey 31

I thought that, I was reading the comments like wtf since when was there a particular sound for a female ******, what am I missing

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Theia_fml 0

The title of your FML post 'mmmtortilla' is giving off a bad vibe to me... 0.0

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MrFuzzles 5

You may be on to something. A blow up doll plus a detergent bottle and you've got a million dollar idea.

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ClosetTroll 10

Maturity is subjective. If you have the capability to wash your own clothes then by all means do it (and entertain yourself with detergent bottles, soap bubbles, water splashes and the like).

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rocketiquette 20

So your laundry bottle queefed? I wasn't aware an ****** made noise, perhaps you mean moaning or something of the sort?

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nofearjenshere 12

You must have not watched **** before.

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j5p332 6

Ah yes, because everything you see in **** is 100% normal and real... Lol

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gloria89108 1

I think this is funny :)

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