By mmmtortilla - 24/04/2012 14:03 - Spain - Portugalete

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Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezed the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realised that I'm probably too immature to be washing my own clothes. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

That's not immature! That's funny as hell and you have awesome humor!

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misterjez 15

I think you are referring to a queef not an ******.

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wildcherry1616 0

As if you know what a woman's ****** sounds like.

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Timmeeh 17

by mmmtortilla (woman) She can probably have a good guess.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Ummm.... I sure hope SHE does. SHE is a woman after all

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wildcherry1616 0

Being a girl doesn't mean SHE knows. And unless she means a queef, which isn't even ****** adjacent, she has no idea what one sounds like.

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justmelivinlife 0

That made my life 10x better :)

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KiddNYC1O 20

Wow, I'm so glad.

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doglover569 0

Your life sounds sad if a queef made your day...

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HiddenMonkey 8

'twitches' I hate that word so much... It's the same spelling as my last name.

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rubyliu8420 7

I'm curious as to what sound the bottle could make that would even remotely sound like a girl's ******...

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the_abigailrhi 1

Lmao!! I was in class when i read this and almost started crying cause I was laughing so hard

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charvisioku 22

If it's any consolation, I would've laughed too.

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groupleader 7

I have squeezed the laundry detergent bottle too, sounded like a fart....oh wait, damn it, now I have another "load"...bahahahahaha

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