Miscellaneous: Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck....

By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. While in the bathroom, I felt something move inside my shirt but just ignored it, thinking it was my shirt brushing on something. Something moved again. I ripped my shirt off to reveal a massive cockroach inside my shirt. FML

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Saturday 24 September 2011 16:12

I don't get why your first thought was that it was a cockroach.

eurekaroy 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:13

Is your house nasty enough that cockroaches get in your bed :/

Comments

CrazyManNo9 29

Saturday 24 September 2011 23:10

This happeneed to me in the Grand Canyon, only it was a SCORPION and it stung the heck out of my hand! Ouch!

choloman 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 0:06

ya hahaha stoopid

aPieceOfFruit 16

Sunday 25 September 2011 0:17

That's what you get for trying to deal with it yourself. you should have called.... roach busters! *cough*.....sorry

darkmis1 17

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:05

Why would you think it was a cockroach?

fuzz97 23

Sunday 25 September 2011 2:00

LOOK AT OP LOOK AT HER AND LAUGH

lionlvr 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:06

Why would you think it was cockroaches? I would pull it off as my dog first....

Madkitty2403 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:09

Guess diamonds aren't your best friend girl :)

sincerelykaysea 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 4:09

This made me rofl!!! xD I know how that feels!!

Roevera 14

Sunday 25 September 2011 7:48

How do you fling a necklace, which is chained around your neck across the room.. You must of used some pretty strong force to break the chain from around your neck.. I mean, most necklaces shouldn't break from a swat of the hand......