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By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
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deathbreadstick 10

I don't get why your first thought was that it was a cockroach.

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eurekaroy 6

Is your house nasty enough that cockroaches get in your bed :/

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ladypnk85 2

Ok if your house is trashy and had cockroaches you need to pay to exterminate or move, not pay for new jewelry. I bet u don't have health insurance either.

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laceyanneman 7

Also, that's pretty idiotic to think someone doesn't have health insurance because they thought they had a cockroach on them

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KB616 11

Jeez douche bag, bugs get in people's houses. You can't feasibly keep every little creepy crawler out. Also, different parts of the world have larger populations of certain bugs. So chill out.... & by the way, WTF does her having health insurance have anything to do with it?? Weirdo.

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TypicuL 0

Why would you think it's a cockroach? And who sleeps with jewellery on?

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FarSide 22

Something tells me you will definitely be able to replace it at WalMart.

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leadman1989 15

Op you're right one time I DIDN'T panic and it turned out to be a cockroach then I ******* lost it... I ended up scrubbing myself down in the shower but no matter how much I cleaned I was still filthy and could feel it molesting me over and... oh um I mean FYL!!!

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ikickgingers 15

That wasn't a cockroach... Want some candy?

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mileyfan17 8

Didn't u know u had a necklace on. Sorry about the necklace

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iluvcandy 7

If you didn't know you have to see what it is first before you react to it and if it was a cockroach it wouldn't tickle only one you would feel it walking on your neck..duhh

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naddification 7

I commiserate. I'd have thought and done the exact same thing. Terribly afraid of cockroaches! And other insects for that matter.

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im2sassy2live 0

what kind of necklace did u have cuz a necklace shouldn't burst in dozens of pieces lol

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