Miscellaneous: Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck....

By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. While in the bathroom, I felt something move inside my shirt but just ignored it, thinking it was my shirt brushing on something. Something moved again. I ripped my shirt off to reveal a massive cockroach inside my shirt. FML

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Saturday 24 September 2011 16:12

I don't get why your first thought was that it was a cockroach.

eurekaroy 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:13

Is your house nasty enough that cockroaches get in your bed :/

Comments

PokeMandee 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:07

germs don't stick to cockroaches easily so they are only as dirty as whatever they are standing on at the time. plus they have the habit of cat-like grooming. they also eat the eggs of fleas, bedbugs, and lice that live in your home, so be thankful they're there. just keep a clean house and you'll have clean roaches. they're harmless

ea5tbayf1nest 8

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:45

What kind of necklace breaks into a dozen pieces? Must be cheap!

coffee2353 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 17:35

Why would you spend your money on a new necklace if you have cockroaches?

general58 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 18:13

Australia must be full of cockroaches.

scottyspot 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:12

If you have such a bad problem with roaches that they get into your bed on occasion a broken necklace is the least of your problems.

nessamarks 0

Monday 26 September 2011 21:36

If you think you have cockroaches, why would you buy a new necklace and not have your house fumigated?

tyceabbott101 4

Friday 30 September 2011 3:26

Is ur neclace that cheap that it would break like that?

Youadoreme69 4

Friday 30 September 2011 10:00

Who cares if the necklace was cheap or not. That's not the point. The point is that it was new and she obviously liked it. I would be upset if I broke something brand new and I liked it, cheap or not.