By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
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deathbreadstick 10

I don't get why your first thought was that it was a cockroach.

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eurekaroy 6

Is your house nasty enough that cockroaches get in your bed :/

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skyeyez9 24

years ago when our family went camping, I felt a tickle across my cheek......It was a very large wolf spider with lots of spider babies on its back. O.O

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SteelCladAngel 0

I think I may have pissed my pants and cried like a colicky baby if I woke up because a wolf spider (any spider really) was crawling on my face carrying it's young D;

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I think I would have straight up passed out on the spot.

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KB616 11

OH. MY. GOD. I am so terrified of spiders that I can't even look at pictures of them or see them on TV. If I had one on my face w/ it's babies... *shivers* I probably woulda damn near ripped my face off trying to get rid of it, thrown up, & had a heart attack. Holy shit that's gross!

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thinkingatheist 8

Maybe a cockroach is laughing it's ass off somewhere in your room, no? Bad joke? :(

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Mxpxdude189 0

no one has told you to not sleep with jewelry on? well this is the reason why...

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bubo_fml 10

gotta git outa da ghetto!

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Yarrachel 16

How does this happen? I could see swatting at the back of the necklace, but how does this action end with you ripping off the necklace and flinging it across the room?

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creedaddict 9

Happened to me but it wasn't a neckless it was a huge bug

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