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By Quackers - 11/04/2012 15:39 - United States - Denver

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 507
You deserved it 37 334

Same thing different taste

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"oh honey, don't stare! He's special. Don't touch his ears! He's sensitive about strangers touching his ears"

nsnforever 2

Thank you, OP, for absolutely making my day. That was an awesome mental image. Anyways, don't feel too bad. Who cares what strangers think?

inferiarmy 0

How often do you do this to make it "OK"?

I love people like OP , they always don't fail to amuse you. Don't worry who cares about those strangers? Not like your gonna see them again

If girls don't fart, (which of course we don't) then why are you observing males as they do such things, Noor?

Because you girls just want to continue degrading men in today's society. It's so hard for me as a man to walk out and not be treated as a piece of meat.

valentin0_villar 0

Bad girl don't quack you bark.

Wow 85, angry of a joke? It's basically we were joking that we don't do such nasty things. When in fact we do because we are human and have bodily functions. Why would you take that as a degrading sexist thing??