Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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Hollist3rLuv 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:54

Why did you have to think about helping her? If someone flies off a treadmill imagine how much of an asshole you would look like if you didn't at least ask if they were okay. YDI.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:39

As someone else pointed out, in those kind of situations NOT acknowledging what happened may actually be the best move. It would be terribly humiliating already to be thrown off a treadmill at the gym and to have other people witness it. Perhaps the OP was trying to be kind by not adding insult to injury so to speak.

tokyooo123 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:58

ydi for having to contemplate about helping her...

Crush40 0

Friday 5 June 2009 13:59

Haha O.P.

LoveFail279 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:01

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spoonmcspoon 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:08

Ha!

grlwitperlEring 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:11

hahahahha I work at a gym, and this happens all the time but it's always still funny

baseball4life24 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:25

Nice job

weeeee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:27

You really have to be able to think on yoir feet

isabella91 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:35

i agree with 18. why would you have to think about helping her? just do it.

MrJentipede 2

Friday 5 June 2009 14:41

YDI for not immediately helping.

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