Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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SpliffyMcBlunt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:42

Now's your chance to get her number ( assuming you're a guy)

MechEngineer 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:58

Thats a great pickup move.

theoldGP 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:58

why is everyone assuming the OP is a guy? anyways i could totally see this happening to me. haha

Natsumi_Ryuu 4

Wednesday 23 December 2009 8:48

Because it says at the bottom of the post that OP is a guy.

jncwmnd 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:03

lol, nice story to tell your children on how you met their mother =P

lollypops_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:04

Ahahahahaha! That funny lol ;)

lyndsaygirl 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:14

Hahaha that's pretty awesome. Maybe she felt better after seeing you fall...

Dickman16 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:26

after reading this i've decided to never ever use a tredmill again. lmao

silvermoonstar3 3

Friday 5 June 2009 15:31

YDI for having it set so fast?

fortytwo 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:32

I can't stop imagining that the treadmill is going insanely fast and that both of you falling face-first into it, even though the OP doesn't necessarily mention that. =D

gbgb 0

Friday 5 June 2009 15:40

Now you have something in common, ask her out

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