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By Hyenayena - 23/05/2015 21:04 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML

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Hyenayena 27

Sunday 24 May 2015 16:02

I tried explaining that, but she said that "if you were meant to go to college, your life would lead to it naturally. Your life has led you to be part of the working class, see?" So pretty much: if I'm not a rich person, I better not even think about going to college.

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ThirteenThirteen 27

Sunday 24 May 2015 13:42

I'm guessing God made her an annoying bitch too?

igg125 30

Sunday 24 May 2015 13:43

I hate people like that. Or the ones who try to justify everything with the bible.

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Ashgeliton 7

Sunday 24 May 2015 22:53

People like her give all Christians a bad name. Just like the Westboro Church does...

Sergei_Borodov 0

Sunday 24 May 2015 23:33

I think you're on the wrong site. Not Always Right is for shit customers say.

Lexipants 21

Sunday 24 May 2015 23:55

Oh, Alberta. Canada's Little 'Murica.

JinxTheQueen 16

Sunday 24 May 2015 23:55

I would have hit her then said "If God didn't want me to hit you, he wouldn't have let me hit you."

rebamoo 14

Monday 25 May 2015 1:06

So she's saying not to work hard for what you get and rely on "God" for everything in your life? But those who rely on the government are the lazy ones, right? Boy, does she not understand how the world works. I believe in God, but she makes people like me look bad. I agree @94

bassfisher100 23

Monday 25 May 2015 1:48

God works in mysterious ways XD

lactemps 3

Monday 25 May 2015 3:58

Great food for thoughts for you. That's a great motivational talk for you to step out there and do beyond your imagination. comeback some years and let us know the extent of knowledge you have acquired. That's a blessing in disguise.

DerpAngel 8

Monday 25 May 2015 5:00

And I'm guess God also made sure that she was unable to grow a brain.

gintwinsmoore 20

Monday 25 May 2015 5:03

what the hell was that??? stupid.

TuneSyon 7

Monday 25 May 2015 6:26

Christians like that ruin it for all of us D:

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