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By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 10:57 - Australia

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By tas2013kid - 01/12/2020 17:03 - Taiwan

Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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science-teacher 15

Wednesday 5 August 2015 8:44

Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time

ProximityToDeath 20

Wednesday 5 August 2015 8:47

Owww, even thinking about that hurts!

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LadyLuck93 20

Wednesday 5 August 2015 20:08

I don't even have words to describe the pain you must feel.

messymiss 4

Wednesday 5 August 2015 21:01

Never shave your armpit just trim it

tinyalmeida 11

Wednesday 5 August 2015 21:25

I don't even want to think about how much that hurt!! OP I hope you heal up quickly!

Tannasgh 22

Wednesday 5 August 2015 21:36

Ouuuuch!!!!

mo3zz 13

Wednesday 5 August 2015 22:15

holy shit... hope you're okay dude/dudette

FatherPlatypus 8

Wednesday 5 August 2015 22:27

I thought of something completely different until I got to armpit...

starburst7596 14

Wednesday 5 August 2015 22:35

I totally understand the pain of a nipple injury. One time I waa having sex with my ex and he bit through my nipple.

KhaiQ 13

Thursday 6 August 2015 1:29

Don't worry my friend, nipples grow back :)

devinaww 15

Thursday 6 August 2015 3:45

I feel your pain even through the monitor of my computer ..... sorry OP

kristindaniele 5

Thursday 6 August 2015 5:26

ouch been there done that...

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